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Welcome to the dark side… of politics.

Viktor Shevchenko, a former electrician - turned sith lord - turned political candidate, was not allowed to vote in Ukraine's parliamentary election on Sunday, due to the fact that he refused to remove his helmet.

Schevchenko, who legally changed his name to Darth Vader prior to the elections, said he "would die if he took his helmet off," according to ABC News.

He arrived at the polling station standing atop a large black van blasting the Imperial March.

Vader was running in the Ukraine's Internet Party, with promises to turn the Ukraine into a "galactic empire" and build a military space station "that will protect the whole territory of Ukraine."

WARNING: Extensive bigoted language and general ass-hat behavior in this video. DOUBLE WARNING: He gets his comeuppance for his terrible actions. Skip to around 0:55 for when things get heated.

After word of this page spread around the internet, the category was taken down earlier today.

Staind frontman Aaron Lewis struck out with baseball fans (and America!) Sunday night, with his unique rendition of the National Anthem at Game 5 of the World Series, and Twitter was not very pleased.

The only thing worse than messing up the national anthem is being the lead singer for Staind.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) October 26, 2014

it's been awhile since the guy from staind sang the anthem

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) October 26, 2014

Great, bro. Now apologize for Staind.

— Chris Stangland (@dirtdirt) October 27, 2014

Huh. So that guy from Staind who sounds like he's pooping when he sings is now a country artist who sounds like he's pooping when he sings?

— Chris Holm (@chrisfholm) October 27, 2014
While replacing "at the twilight's last gleaming" with " were so gallantly streaming," might seem like a simple enough mistake to make in front of a large crowd - it was actually Lewis himself who lambasted Christina Aguilera back in 2011 for her screw up.

"I guess I just don't understand how people who sing The National Anthem can be so f—ing self-absorbed that they would try to change that f—ing song. If there is a single song in the history of this country that deserves no creative interpretation, it's that one."

"Self-absorbed," Lewis later apologized to America on his website:
All I can say is I'm sorry and ask for the Nation's forgiveness. My nerves got the best of me and I am completely torn up about what happened. America is the greatest country in the world. The Star-Spangled Banner means so much to so many, including myself. I hope everyone can understand the intensity of the situation and my true intent of this performance. I hope that the Nation, Major League Baseball and the many fans of our national pastime can forgive me.

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Take a look, it's in a book...

Former Reading Rainbow host LeVar Burton gave a reading of the 2011 best-seller "Go the F**k to Sleep" this weekend. The charity event, put together by Rooster Teeth for Children's Miracle Network hospitals raised a total of $442,389.

The clever little plastic doohickey uses a magnet to connect the "control handle" to the dunking cradle on the inside. Cookie lovers, you know what to do.


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